Heathers Party 2000

As of yet, no one had done a shot of drain opener, nor professed their love for their dead gay son, nor done anything at all naughty (gently) with a chain saw. However, when we noticed a bit of talk about the possibility of lighting cigarettes off of each other's hands and the sudden run on Corn Nuts, we knew that the natives were getting restless...waiting for the post-death-match-croquet set by PL3K to begin.

When are they gonna play?

When pigs fly...