Smile Like Groucho's Mustache

Music and Lyrics by Dale

Verse 1
Guys reading poetry
Must be party time
Guys reading poetry
Who's the next in line?
Guys reading poetry
It must be a sign
Guys reading poetry
Explaining their imagery
Guys reading poetry
Guys reading poetry!

Verse 2
Girls in their birthday suits
Must be party time
Girls in their birthday suits
Who's the next in line?
Girls in their birthday suits
It must be a sign
Girls in their birthday suits
Think they might be in cahoots?
Girls in their birthday suits
Girls in their birthday suits!

Chorus:
She had a smile like Groucho's moustache
Never gave me credit but she always took my cash
She had a smile like Groucho's moustache
Never dressed too fancy but she always looked real flash
She had a smile like Groucho's moustache
Palms were never sweaty but my teeth would always gnash
Had a thing for black clothes but her undies always clashed
Never liked to boink me but she'd always stop to mash
She had a smile like Groucho's moustache
When I sing about her now I break into a rash

Verse 3
Cops reading me my rights
Must be party time
Cops reading me my rights
Who's the next in line
Cops reading me my rights
It must be a sign
Cops reading me my rights
Hey who turned out the lights
Cops reading me my rights
Cops reading me my rights!

Chorus

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