Caesar Salad

Music and Lyrics by Martin

Caesar salad in a bag
Caesar salad it's so sad
Try to cook you sorry lag

Verse 1
Nuke it stir it nuke it serve it
Make it easy all they ask for
Soggy gummy mushy runny
Taste was lost in the package cardboard
(Or is that the part you were supposed to eat?)


Verse 2
Ultraprocessed fake food product
But they'll buy it 'cause it's "lite"
They might find that they'd enjoy it
If they tried one home cooked bite
(And I don't mean Campbell's Homstyle)

This is how they eat in America [x2]
I've seen them eat in America
Go see them eat in America
This is how they eat in America [x2]
I hate eating in America


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